Merideth Grey Voiceover: When you babysit, you watch children. And they watch you. Both watching. And maybe we are all children in some way. Sometimes I feel like a child. A child who sleeps around all the time.
McDreamy: Um, we are here to watch your kids.
Andrea: There's mac and cheese in the fridge.
Izzie: That reminds me of Denny! How dare you!
Pager goes off...
Troy: Do you need to take that?
The dude from Can't Buy me Love: No. There's drama going on right now. I only operate at the right time.
Troy: Wouldn't that be when someone is really hurt?
The guy from Loverboy: Not really. I need to wait until Merideth's voiceover is perfect, or at least until The Fray start singing.
Troy: I totally understand. Look our kids play well by themselves more or less, just make sure they are in bed around 8pm. We are going to see The Dark Knight...this time at the dollar theater.
Dr. Preston Burke: Your kids aren't gay are they?
Troy and Andrea: (speechless)
Andrea: Nah....don't think so.
Dr. Burke: Not important. I'm not even sure why I'm here, didn't I get fired? Wait a second, why is Izzie here? Hasn't she trashed everything about the show?
Izzie: How can you say that? I'm a perpetual victim character that way too many females relate too? Can't I be empowered enough so that everything I do should be applauded, yet the second I make a mistake I need to be comforted because I'm a a female?
Troy: I can't really say anything can I?
All the females present: No.
McDreamy: I'm actually babysitting for 2 other families tonight.
Andrea: We figured as much. You have commitment issues...we know. Anyways we have to go.
Sandra Oh's Character: You couldn't work me into this post even though I'm the only one you kinda like?
Troy: Nope. Sorry. Wait for the cast of Sideways post I guess.
Merideth Grey Voiceover: (Coldplay song starts to swell in the background) And so we are alone. With other people. Yet alone. Yet not alone. It's like being a doctor. Except when it's not.
